Who's you furry friend?

Who's your furry friend?
Why, I don't think I've been properly introduced!
I do apologize profusely for my behavior the other night...
I just don't know what got in to me....*oh my, a revelation!*

Who's your furry friend?
I believe we've met before.
yes, perhaps in another lifetime.

Who's your furry friend?
How ever so eloquent you are!
My, my, he seems to have your eyes and my charm
Perhaps we should take him into the parlour...?

Who's your furry friend?
Would you like something to drink?
Would you like me to strip you of your dignity?
Perhaps we really should take him into the parlour.

Who's your furry friend?
And what is that awfully dreadful smell?
Is it your burning flesh?
I see you have been in the parlour...